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10 Observations on Bijan.ca

1. Really Bijan? You’re still beating this drum about the SUB agreements? You didn’t actually make agreements happen. I will give the wrapping up of the negotiations to you but in no way shape or form did you do all of that without the help of Michael Duncan, Tristan Markle, Blake Frederick and myself. I dedicated a year of my life to the project and I am sick of you trying to take credit for my work.

He's right. That's exactly how we felt during his time on the Board.

2. This video makes me dizzy and nauseous. Could be the camera angles, most likely Bijan.

3. So, if you have special insight because you are the AMS president, what happens when your term is up? Because your term ends in a month or so. Does this mean the blog becomes redundant? Because I feel like we don’t need to wait for that to happen.

4. How much did you pay those girls? Clearly not enough because they’re trying to steal your clothes.

5. Why do you keep swaying your head from side to side?

6. The two people having the “back alley brawls” aren’t even AMS councillors. Heck, they aren’t even in a back alley. Wait to fail twice Bijan. Good job on the “real’ information.

7. Dear student in red hoodie: Don’t feel bad, that’s the look most people give Bijan when he gets too close.

8. I hate to break it to you, but AMS council didn’t really have much to do with UBC’s Got Talent. Please don’t drag our name through the mud with yours.

9. Tickets are free for UBC’s Got Talent because most of the AMS’s fundraising efforts went towards this one event. So much that your sponsorship goals for the AMS as a whole won’t be met this year. This is us providing the full story, which we apparently never do otherwise.

10. I don’t want to hear about your sweet dreams with our esteemed president. Actually, I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that Toope doesn’t either.

I actually had to watch other youtube videos like this one and this one to cleanse my palate and believe in youtube videos again. Also, no one wants one of your ass shirts. Least of all me.

Discussion

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  1. In his SLC speech he said he started blogging “as an alternative to UBC Insiders.”

    Petty, or pettiest?

    Posted by anon | January 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
  2. Crystal you are amazing and a hero. I love you and agree with every thing you said. I might also add that if the camera angles were made so awkward and dizzying so that he looked tall, he failed.

    Posted by Isabel | January 10, 2011, 7:16 am
  3. Thank you for the link to the Extraneous Lyrics video Crystal. It’s great.

    Posted by Blake | January 10, 2011, 8:51 am
  4. If Rick Mercer had a font fetish.

    Posted by Last Call | January 10, 2011, 11:27 am
  5. Not to mention that “team fricken Canada” lost 5-3.

    Posted by Tina | January 11, 2011, 11:09 pm
  6. Those camera angles make it look like he has an inner ear problem.
    Also, we all know work on the SUB hasn’t started yet, stop walking next to random construction sites to give the impression it’s underway.

    Posted by Grey Squirrel | January 12, 2011, 1:00 am
  7. just saw the video.
    *vomit*

    Posted by ubc alum | January 12, 2011, 5:29 am
  8. I like this video, and what the camera man did with the angles, it was fun to watch. Good job :)

    Posted by blondie | January 12, 2011, 2:31 pm
  9. Bijan looks hot, cool vid.

    Posted by One | January 12, 2011, 2:32 pm
  10. ohh well i guess the NEW president is AMAZING! Jeremy McElroy? ohh yeah cheated! oh.. doesnt sound so good

    and i guess Crystal it was ALL YOU! good job, congrats! i am sorry did no one give u a gift or a recognition or something for the SUB plan!
    and he didnt take ALL credit for it, he said AMS took all credit for it!

    as for UBC GOT TALENT, i will DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP IT! understood? the only reason u are against it, is cause you are bias toward Bijan. This is not Highschool anymore so try growing up will ya? and stop posting crap because you hate someone personally. from reading this post, i cant seem to find ANYTHING logical or any good reason for your hatred? i wonder why… oh WAIT A SECOND, I mentioned it earlier cause your immature and write an observation based on how u personally feel about someone.

    but back to UBC GOT TALENT. it is a great program that allows students to show their talents. That makes UBC more than just a boring university that only focuses on academics. it actually shows the AMS cares about students and also shows that UBC has many students that CAN and are capable of DOING MUCH MORE THAN JUST READING TEXTBOOKS!

    so please grow up. PLEASE, and stop embarrassing yourself.

    Posted by Sara | January 25, 2011, 10:36 pm
  11. Sara, I don’t think Crystal’s the one embarrassing herself here.

    Posted by R | January 27, 2011, 2:48 pm
  12. Sarah, how are you in University with spelling, grammar and punctuation like that?

    It’s a little frightening.

    Posted by Patrick M. | February 7, 2011, 11:39 pm
  13. Unfortunately Sara, it seems that you have fundamentally misunderstood Ms. Hon’s writings. Perhaps you should read the post again? I see that you have mastered caps lock.

    Posted by Chris | February 8, 2011, 12:11 am
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