10 Observations on Bijan.ca

1. Really Bijan? You’re still beating this drum about the SUB agreements? You didn’t actually make agreements happen. I will give the wrapping up of the negotiations to you but in no way shape or form did you do all of that without the help of Michael Duncan, Tristan Markle, Blake Frederick and myself. I dedicated a year of my life to the project and I am sick of you trying to take credit for my work.

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He's right. That's exactly how we felt during his time on the Board.

2. This video makes me dizzy and nauseous. Could be the camera angles, most likely Bijan.

3. So, if you have special insight because you are the AMS president, what happens when your term is up? Because your term ends in a month or so. Does this mean the blog becomes redundant? Because I feel like we don’t need to wait for that to happen.

4. How much did you pay those girls? Clearly not enough because they’re trying to steal your clothes.

5. Why do you keep swaying your head from side to side?

6. The two people having the “back alley brawls” aren’t even AMS councillors. Heck, they aren’t even in a back alley. Wait to fail twice Bijan. Good job on the “real’ information.

7. Dear student in red hoodie: Don’t feel bad, that’s the look most people give Bijan when he gets too close.

8. I hate to break it to you, but AMS council didn’t really have much to do with UBC’s Got Talent. Please don’t drag our name through the mud with yours.

9. Tickets are free for UBC’s Got Talent because most of the AMS’s fundraising efforts went towards this one event. So much that your sponsorship goals for the AMS as a whole won’t be met this year. This is us providing the full story, which we apparently never do otherwise.

10. I don’t want to hear about your sweet dreams with our esteemed president. Actually, I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that Toope doesn’t either.

I actually had to watch other youtube videos like this one ^[2] and this one ^[3] to cleanse my palate and believe in youtube videos again. Also, no one wants one of your ass shirts. Least of all me.